This is ODD Street where me and my friends live.

I live at number 5 with Mum, Dad, smelly big brother James and little sister Tilly.
Here we all are looking at an email James got from a MYSTERY GIRL ha ha!

Meet me and my friends!

Bianca Bayuss

Cleverness 8/10
How fast can she run 3/10
Appetite 2/10 because her parents have trained her only to eat brown rice, spinach and yak cheese whatever that is.
What she’s good at Anything arty like painting or dancing
Hobby Playing trombone very loudly like this BWARB BARB BWARB !
Special features When she talks she gets her murds wixed up... I mean she gets her WORDS MIXED up!
What will she be? A ballet dancer who plays the trombone at the same time probably. I’d like to see that, wouldn’t you?


This is when Bianca blew her trombone
through Ellie's letterbox!

Martha Swan

Cleverness 2/10
How fast can she run 8/10 and that's true. She doesn't look very speedy but you'd be surprised.
Appetite 10/10 Truly awesome
What she’s good at Football and getting muddy, and she can SORT OUT BOYS too when they get a bit above themselves.
Hobby Finding crisps down the back of the sofa and guessing what flavour they are
Special features Very big and strong and eats anything, even sprouts
What will she be? A digger driver with lots of levers to play with

We were looking out of the bathroom window and Martha's foot went down the toilet
HA HA!

Agatha Parrot

Cleverness ?/10 I have my good days and my bad days ha ha!
How fast can she run 5/10
Appetite 6/10 unless it’s Dad’s cheese curry YUK!
What she’s good at Being a lovely sister
Hobby Acting, stamp collecting, playing chess, flower arranging and every sport ever invented*.
(* Ok I admit it, that’s a big load of lies. I only put all that lot to make myself sound interesting. My real hobby is lying on the sofa watching rubbish telly and moaning about big brother James. Oh, and I like reading books too.)
Special features Very polite with lovely manners. And glorious hair.
What will she be? Supermodel celebrity actress

Me and Martha found a secret trapdoor in the school cellar!

Ivy Malting

Cleverness 5/10 unless she’s being bonkers in which case it’s 0/10
How fast can she run 9/10. She can whizz along like a flash, but the bad news is that she’s not so good at stopping. WHAM ha ha!
Appetite 7/10 but don’t let her eat anything with bright colours in it because she starts climbing onto things and then jumping off and expects you to catch her.
What she’s good at Inventing dangerous games
Hobby Falling off things
Special features Big mouth! If you want the whole world to know something, tell Ivy that it’s a secret.
What will she be? If she doesn’t end up being a mad scientist then it’ll be a big waste


When Ivy was little she tried to fly
down the stairs with an umbrella!

Ellie Slippin

Cleverness 7/10
How fast can she run 6/10
Appetite 3/10
What she’s good at Times tables! She loves them. In fact she thinks they’re funny
Hobby Helping with all her little brothers and sisters
Special features She’s scared of teachers, mushrooms, ghosts, feathers, envelopes, clothes on the washing line... in fact everything. But she’s good at changing nappies.
What will she be? She wants to be a fairy godmother, but I’m not sure you can do that as a job.


Ellie didn't want to be on this WEB site
in case she saw a spider!

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